WELCOME TO CLUB HELL!

Club Hell is the hotspot here in Hell. You will see celebrities here that you can't see anywhere else. Not only because they're dead, but because only the coolest get to perform at this exclusive party palace. There is a killer bar with drinks that are to die for! Even our bartender is famous, he was offered a seat on the Board of Directors but declined to accept it in order to stay here where all the fun is. You really need to meet the manager, he used to perform here-but now he's retired to run the club. We have an excellent staff waiting to serve you and meet your every need and request. We have live entertainment every night, and you never know who is going to show up next! Our headliner this week is Kurt Cobain and he is as hot as ever! We are happy to have Kurt here and I just gotta tell you that his music gets better and better now that he has even more to be depressed about now that he's here in Hell! And he's not the only special performer we have at the club. In fact most of the 27 Club have performed here at one time or another, with the exception of Richie Valens... even the denizens of Hell can only tolerate La Bamba just so many times.

 

 

Meet the Manager | Go to the Bar | Check out the staff | Live Entertainment